Karl's voice floats upriver through the echoey dark: "Basically, what we're looking at is the snot and pooh from a bunch of cannibalistic maggots."
A chorus of "Ewww!" bounces off the rock walls either side of me; Mel, Nicole, Sam and I suddenly disenchanted by the mass of twinkling glow worms on the cave ceiling above.
Keen to escape the suddenly grotesque glow worms we switch on our headlamps, slide our bums off the rocks back into our rubber tubes and continue to float downstream through the Ruakuri Cave.
Just 15 minutes in to the cave that hot shower seems a long, long way off.
"Ready Amelia?" says Karl as, standing, I edge backwards with the rushing river towards the top of the waterfall. "Ummm... sure," I stammer. Holding the rubber tube firmly on my backside I take a deep breath and - ignoring every screaming particle of common sense that I possess - jump backwards, down the waterfall into the darkness.
I land with a scream, a 'splosh' and some cheers from my fellow Labryinthers. Looking back, the waterfall is pitifully short. However, abuzz with our accomplishments we form a long snake, hooking feet under armpits, and float determinedly onwards.
"Jump off here!" calls Karl. Four headlamps create a criss-crossing laser show as we all try and master the simultaneous art of slipping off our tube, catching it before it floats away, getting our footing on the slippery floor and bracing ourselves against the flow of the river.
I knew I was underground. For starters we had to enter the cave through a near-invisible gap in the rock that I would never have noticed had Karl not pointed it out. Once inside the air became thicker and in the cloying darkness I could see the steam puffing from my mouth at every exhalation. The sound of trickling then rushing water filled my ears as I ventured across slippery rocks, further below ground, walking like an old man to avoid the stalactites aiming towards me like upside down ant hills. All of this told me I was underground, yet when I look up at the shining tomo 65 metres above I'm shocked at how far down we are.
My panic is fleeting, warded off by Karl's call to remount our tubes and float on.
With our lights off again and the river slowing to a gentle meander the cave is filled with a dense silence, punctuated only by the dripping of water into water. We don't speak. We don't touch. For all I know the others have disappeared - escaped into a secret side cave or paddled off without me.
Amelia experienced the Black Labyrinth rafting trip courtesy of Tourism Holdings Ltd and The Legendary Black Water Rafting Company.
Amelia is Content Editor for the New Zealand travel and tourism website www.fourcorners.co.nz.

