It was uncanny. The man who stood before us on the grass verge really did look just like Michael Jackson. A young, pre-surgery Michael Jackson, that is.
We'd left the comparative cool of the Cameron Highlands and were heading back down a very windy road on our way to Kuala Lumpur.
In between enthralling us with legends and folk stories and making us groan with his awful riddles, our guide Vijay told us he had a surprise for us: we were on our way to meet Michael Jackson.
I'd read something in my travel guide about a popular Malaysian drink with the slang name 'Michael Jackson', because it's made of soy milk (white) with strips of grass jelly in it (black). So I was feeling smug, thinking I knew what he was talking about - but also slightly nauseated, because the idea of a nice glass of jelly and soy milk while suffering from motion sickness really didn't appeal.
When the van pulled over in the middle of nowhere, with forest all around us and no drinks stall in sight, I was confused.
Vijay told us the family would have killed the monkeys' parents in the jungle, eaten them for food, and decided to keep the babies as pets for a while.
Someone had bolted inside when we drove into view, and now he reappeared at the open door of the longhouse in his traditional garb. "There you go," Vijay said, "Michael Jackson!"
Lifting the long, slender bamboo pole he was carrying, he fitted a small dart into the top, took aim at a target and blew. We heard it whistle through the air and thunk into the target.
Vijay told us we were welcome to take a look inside the house, so a few of us gingerly stepped inside and immediately felt uncomfortable and rude.
It was almost empty apart from blankets in the corners and a few items hung about the walls. The floor was simply made of a loosely woven flax-like fibre. It was springy underfoot and you could see the ground through it.
As Vijay handed Michael his fee, we saw the next tourist van pull up and a crowd of travellers pull out. It was on with the show for Michael and his family.
Next stop: even more monkeys at Batu Caves.
Amy Williams travelled to Malaysia courtesy of Malaysia Airlines and Tourism Malaysia.
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