Luckily, general manager Carla Petzold-Beck was made of sterner (and classier) stuff. She welcomed us to the hotel, rescheduled our plans for the evening to make up for our tardiness, and promised to meet us for dinner shortly before leaving us to get settled into our accommodation.
We were staying in Seri Negara, and were shown by a bevy of butlers past the drawing room downstairs (with a harp at its entrance) and up the curving staircase to our suites. Each of the 13 suites - seven in one mansion, six in the other - is unique and named after one of the Malaysian states.
I was given the key to Seri Sarawak. As the butler showed me in I couldn't help gasping - this wasn't a suite, it was a house! A lushly decorated, elegant house. And it was all for me. The first (enormous) room housed a sideboard for all my entertaining needs, a lounge area and TV and an ornate antique writing desk. Through the door at the end was a dressing room on one side, and my bathroom on the other. The last door opened onto my bedroom - massive again, and about a minute's walk from the entrance.
I'd only just finished marvelling at my luck when there was a knock on the door - it was some of my friends, wanting to take a squiz at my digs for the night. The next ten minutes were spent rampaging around the second floor, running through everyone's rooms and remarking on the sheer size of them all, as well as the little touches and designs that made each suite different.
Amid the excitement we somehow managed to grow up and refresh ourselves in time for dinner, which was a very elegant affair out on the verandah which encircles the house.
The next day we reconvened at our table outside to peruse the expansive breakfast menu and sip fresh-squeezed juices in the early morning sunshine. Carla and her assistant arrived as we were eating and told us some of the spooky stories of the hotel. Apparently it's absolutely dripping with spirits, mainly friendly, who have appeared to guests and workers alike over the years. They professed to be believers now, although they weren't when they arrived at the Carcosa.
After breakfast we embarked on a tour through the lush tropical grounds to visit the Carcosa mansion. It's grander and more formal than Seri Negara, with a stately stone staircase dominating the entrance hall. Downstairs is an elegant French dining room, and upstairs are the suites, including the ones where "Liz and Phil" stayed. The suites are even larger and more luxurious than those in the Seri Negara.
In my next blog: I might have experienced the best of colonial Malaysia, but there's plenty of culture shock to be had in such a diverse country, meaning some hilarious communication breakdowns.
Amy Williams travelled to Malaysia courtesy of Malaysia Airlines and Tourism Malaysia.
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