It was uncanny. The man who stood before us on the grass verge really did look just like Michael Jackson. A young, pre-surgery Michael Jackson, that is. But while the King of Pop has rocked some pretty crazy outfits in his time, I'm reasonably sure he never greeted his public wearing a loincloth, a cylindrical straw hat, and not much else - and carrying a blowpipe....

Wouldn't you love to pack up your bags and head off on a road trip all over this wonderful country of ours?...

If you were offered the chance to be turned into a giant strawberry sundae, wouldn't you take it?...

After a learning more than we ever needed to know about tea, it was time for a well-deserved rest at our next stop: the Cameron Highlands Resort....